Gaede may have “the guts to admit” her crime, but she’s also a flippin` moron. That alone is asking for some time behind bars which I hope truly happens. Because if she’s not guilty of shoplifting, then surely her bragging about how she claims to have taken large sums of merchandise with paying is fluke(you know, a lie just to garner some extra attention from her hate buddies).

In answer to your question, Mrs. Gaede, yes, you are a thief. In my state, what you have admitted to is called felony theft by deception. You are intentionally confusing a store clerk during a transaction to facilitate theft of merchandise. You are also guilty of being in receipt of stolen property.

Most retail stores train their cashiers to be mindful of this well-known deception technique. Your claim that it was done unintentionally would only protect you in court if you brought the error to the attention of the store and immediately returned the merchandise. Your bragging about it online would not amuse a criminal court judge.

Millions of dollars are stolen from retail businesses each year due to variations of this type of theft by deception. Gaede’s public admission that she has done this several times recently is grounds for a felony investigation. Someone should contact the stores Gaede has stolen from. Does the SPLC know where she lives?

Your post also incriminated your husband, Mrs. Gaede. If there is a record of his ordering those sheds from Lowes and an inventory discrepancy or video footage of the transaction, he would be going to jail today if that was my store.

Spent some time this morning researching this woman. It would appear that Mrs. Gaede’s daughters are no longer making momma any money on the neo-Nazi music circuit. They have not performed in the United States for almost two years and have not updated their blog in months.

The novelty of the Nazi twins seems to be wearing off in the mainstream media as well. Their last mention in the press evidently involves Mrs. Gaede providing photos of her children to a prison inmate and a now-convicted pedophile.

It would appear that karma is causing Mrs. Gaede to have to steal merchandise from stores. Her children are apparently no longer allowing April to steal what is left of their childhood.