& Sieg Hiel to you too, Horst Wessel.

And thanks for the “history” lesson Mark, but experience has taught me that history is not a strong point for conservatives, which is why they overwhelmingly supported the war in Iraq.

For those that don’t know about history … Here is a condensed version:

Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the winter.

The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer. These were the foundation of modern civilization and together we re the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups:

1. Liberals, and
2. Conservatives.

Once beer was discovered, it required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so while our early humans were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That’s how villages were formed.

Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to B-B-Q at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as the Conservative movement.

Other men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting learned to live off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly B-B-Q’s and doing the sewing, fetching, and hair dressing. This was the beginning of the Liberal movement.

Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into women. The rest became known as girlie-men. Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the dom estication of cats, the invention of group therapy, group hugs, and the concept of Democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that conservatives provided.

Over the years conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberals are symbolized by the jackass.

Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard liberal fare. Another interesting evolutionary side note: most of their women have higher testosterone levels than their men. Most social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalist s, dreamers in Hollywood and group therapists are liberals. Liberals invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn’t fair to make the pitcher also bat.

Conservatives drink domestic beer, mostly Bud. They eat red meat and still provide for their women. Conservatives are big-game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks, construction workers, firemen, medical doctors, police officers, corporate executives, athletes, members of the military, airline pilots and generally anyone who works productively. Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives who want to work for a living.

Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to govern the producers and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals remained in Europe when conservativ es were coming to America . They crept in after the Wild West was tamed and created a business of trying to get more for nothing.

Here ends today’s lesson in world history:

It should be noted that a Liberal may have a momentary urge to angrily respond to the above before forwarding it.

A Conservative will simply laugh and be so convinced of the absolute truth of this history that it will be forwarded immediately to other true believers and to more liberals just to tick them off.

And there you have it. Let your next action reveal your true self.

WE LIVE IN THE LAND OF THE FREE, ONLY BECAUSE OF THE BRAVE

I know that the Children, the Elderly and the Sick and Infirmed are in your way. That is what Euthanasia and Abortion are for, Right Comrade? Taking care of the helpless gets in the way of partying and having irresponsible, carnal escapades.

I can’t imagine you silly peace-niks fighting for anything. You knee-knocking, cowardly bohemians would sit idly by and watch your Grandmother get carted off into Sexual Slavery. So, don’t give me this garbage about being the last line of national defense. Who would you choose for the Director of Homeland Security, William Ayers? On second thought, you would probably abolish that arm of the government completely as being a remnant of a time when America wished to keep its borders secure and its people safe.

Maskhadov,

I sure had you pegged! Thanks for the confirmation. You probably already know that YOUR homeland is worried about being overrun by the Chinese and that Premier Putin has suggested plural marriage as a way to increase the dwindling population. Perhaps, if you had any allegiance to your own birthplace, you would be there trying to help with the crisis of YOUR countrymen, instead of being over here spewing your Bolshevik nonsense. GO HOME!!!

NAME CALLING IS THE RESULT OF AN EXHAUSTED MIND.

Good day councelor.
Ha ha ha ha ha……..Oh boy I feel sory for your family and your friend Gino. lol

Aslan, ditto what GENO said. You are well rounded and well informed. “We” appreciate your input.

cowtown, What does Barack Obama has anything to do with your previous sets of comments. John McCain has moved on, Sarah Palin has moved on. Republicans have moved on. You keep getting stuck. When this terrible disaster you keep talking about happens, what are you going to do. Ban with the American people and her allies and fight this enemy, or continue to sit in your lonely room at the computer belly aching about how Barack Obama should not be president, blacks always want hand outs, Mexicans need to go south fo the border and whites are superior? If or when such a catastrophe occurs, I want you to take your sorry cry baby butt in a fall out shelter with the children, elderly, sick and infirmed and let the faithful American men and women handle the job. You’ll just be in the way.

Mark, you’re just an idiot. You are stuck on more than just stupid. You’re stuck on some very wicked stuff. You keep bringing up race. What are you? Do you even know? Is that why you want to draw so much attention on other’s race, because you’re a mutt? Who’s your daddy? Did your mother lie to you? Is that why you’re angry. I’m a counselor and I would really like to know. Only for the sake of therapy. Frankly I could care less what you claim to be, because it’s only obvious you are the biggest moron on this blog. Now you may respond with more tears of “Poor Me”.

GENO, typical liberal talk! everyone else is below me. Ha ha ha.

Bet you never got a date in school. ha ha ha

“Who cares”(???)

The whole world cares, you flippin` moron! Try taking you head out of your ass every once in awhile, will ya?

“The fact that he’s a socialist”

Oh please! You don’t even know what “socialist” means, you merely play robot by repeating trite phrases popular with know nothings in your ilk. Regardless of your severe lack of knowledge on anything, I won’t be addressing your next lame rebuttal, that I would see as a waste of time.

Isn’t Ignorance bliss?

Asian Maskadov,
As always, your eloquent comments never ceases to amaze me. Keep up the verbiage, I always learn something new from each of your posts.

As for the decline of the country, this is due to historical conditions. The US was not always the world’s most prosperous nation. It became that because there were two massive wars in Europe and the Eastern hemisphere, and the US was able to maximize production without suffering damage to its infrastructure. As the British and French empires were failing, the US stepped in to take their place, but instead of expending manpower and resources by physically occupying many countries, the US used neo-colonialist tactics. Indeed, much of what you have enjoyed nearly all your life in terms of material abundance was created one way or another by non-white labor.

Only the Soviet Union could really compete at that time, but in the early 60s, due to ideological revisionism, it basically shot itself in the foot though it remained a serious contender until the unnecessary surrender in 1991. Naturally, nothing last forever, and other superpowers have been rising. Right now the most powerful economic entity is the European Union, not the US. China is another strong contender. Thus it is complete idiocy to blame the decline of the US on a multi-ethnic society because the European Union was incredibly multi-ethnic, in fact multi-national, from the beginning, while it is rising in power.

It is not surprising that people in the South voted against Obama. There are many idiots in America who may be suffering economic oppression, yet will ALWAYS vote against their interest because they think some guy goes to the wrong church or because it is incredibly important for them that gays can’t get married. They will live in squalor, with no hope for their children’s future, so long as gays don’t get married. And you would pin America’s success on these idiots?

Congratulations to Obama, even if he is a bit too far to the right for me.

As America goes, so goes Canada. Do you remember when the 2000 New Years celebrations were canceled in Seattle, because some Arab came across the Canadian border with a trunk load of C-4 and the intention of blowing up the Space Needle? One of the masterminds of the 1993 World Trade center bombing was living in Arlington, Tx. and running a tire shop for 10 years before carrying out his plot. Look at the trouble that France is having with its Middle Eastern and North African refugees. Your puny nation of 25 million will not have a chance, when the massive wave of third world immigrants flood over from the Eastern to the Western hemisphere. The United States was your hedge against this kind of invasion, courtesy of the Monroe Doctrine. You are already experiencing many of the problems with the minority gangs that have plagued our cities for the last 3 decades. May the female members of your family become merchandise for them to peddle for fun and profit.

I thought, since people were talking about hoaxes, that I would bring up a genuine one. In spite of the belief, that you so dearly want to cling to, that I was raised to think the way that I do now, let me give you an example of what my parents tried to teach me. We sat down as a family (folks really did that back then) and watched the televised, miniseries “Roots”. We all were humbled and ashamed of our wicked ancestors and their wretched inhumanity. Years later, I found out that Alex Haley, who claimed that the book was based on his genealogical research, had plagiarized the work of another Negro author named Harold Courlander. It seems that Courlander had written a book called “The African”. Although, Haley claimed that he had never read the book. A university professor, whom Haley had studied under, testified that he remembered discussing the book with him when he was in college. The court found that Haley had essentially copied the plot, characters and scenarios and ruled in Courlander’s favor, rewarding an undisclosed amount of money. Part of the settlement stipulated that Courlander could not seek any further publicity on the case. This is one of the greatest hoaxes ever perpetrated on the American people and most are completely unaware of how they were deceived. I recently saw the book “Roots” on a shelf in a display celebrating “African History Month” in a school. I doubt seriously that the teacher who put it in there either knew or cared about the fact that it was the work of an unscrupulous, lying thief.

God Bless Barack Obama.

The emails come directly to me, as on my blog I have “comment moderation” set. I do not allow such things to be posted on my site. Yet, the increase has caused me some concern.

Kindest Regards,

Michelle
http://michelle2005.wordpress.com

Reading a few of the comments here, however, I am completely baffled by how people can blame deeply rooted economic and social problems on ethnic differences? Is this not as ignorant as the views of the white supremicists? I must say in comparison, Canada is a proudly multicultural country that celebrates differences in ethnicity but continues to stand strong; we have universal health care and education and by no means have our math or science marks suffered. I mean, we are divided by rival hockey teams but honestly, in the 21st century are people still touting race as the root to all problems? All I can say to that is, a house divided upon itself cannot stand.
This is why, my friends, we believe in Barack Obama. He stands for unity, to break down the barriers between Republican and Democrat, black and white, and any other barrier you can think of, to stand as you should, the United States of America.

As for the “Protocols” being a hoax, who says? Henry Ford sure didn’t think so. He used to print excerpts in the Dearborn Independent.

Some of the books that I have referred to here are books from a Jew Attorney; a Black Journalist, a Sociologist from Louisville State University and a play and a poem from two Zionists.

And, if the decline of the United States doesn’t have any thing to do with ethnic differences, Why is it that we were the most prosperous, productive nation on Earth, until we integrated our schools and shipped our manufacturing jobs overseas? In 50 years, since Brown Vs. The Board of Education, our nations test scores in math and science have plummeted from being the highest in the world to be somewhere around 15th, behind Lithuania. Our drop-out rates have skyrocketed and our prison population continues to swell. Look at the drop out rates in Detroit, Los Angeles, Washington D.C. and in the Universities like Texas State University and Prairie View A&M, before you start attributing these statistics to a bunch of inbred, red neck, knuckle dragging, neanderthals.

These two boys who were taught to hate President Obama and people like him, because of the color of his skin. There are more people out there, just like these lost boys that are just as scared and want to attempt that same sin. Just get over your fear of change, because it’s here. It’s been here. We’ve just opened a new chapter of change in America and the world. More and more races are coming together, working together and relating together. Cultures are becoming more tolerant of the differences in their lives and learning to disagree.

The USA produces more Asian educators, Hispanic attorneys, Native American police officers, African American doctors and Middle Eastern judges. You have the chance to do your part, quit belly aching and be productive in the progression of our nation.

We can go tit for tat with things that happened in the past, or the horrific crimes that happen across our nation. He did this, he did that. We all know what the “real” problems of our nation are. Particularly the things that touch us personally. Now let’s find a solution, that does not infringe on anyone’s civil and human rights.

There’s only 1 God if you claim to be a Christian. When you play God, you get punished.

Oh yeah, let me extend a hearty LOL at the Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion, a text that is a proven hoax, and contains many hilarious contradictions. I guess you believe Jews are behind the teaching of that awful evolution too right(so it says in the protocols). Guess that invalidates all that genetic “proof” of racial differences.

As for recommending the Communist Manifesto, now we finally agree on something, though for different reasons.

Time passes much more quickly now, events transpire at a more rapid pace, wars are won almost overnight. I do not believe that our grandchildren will inherit a country that is intact. Some cultures, religions and ideologies are incompatible with one another. A review of ethnic clashes around the globe, on any given day, makes this undeniable truth appallingly apparent. Yet, we continue to disillusion ourselves into believing that we can incorporate the malcontents of the world and that they will check “THEIR” prejudices at the door and all will be as harmonious as that lovable old Coca-Cola commercial about teaching the world to sing.

You people have simply had your senses discombobulated by the likes of John Lennon, Bob (Robert Zimmerman) Dylan, Paul Simon and, more recently, Madonna, Angelina Jolie and Bono. Are you familiar with Israel Zangwill and his turn of the century play, “The Melting Pot”? What about the famous poem, “The New Colossus” by Emma Lazarus? If you don’t believe that there are forces at work, with a Communist/Socialist agenda, then you are naive, in denial or have just been too absorbed with popular culture, sporting events and other trivial distractions. I recommend reading “The Protocols of the Elders of Zion” and the “Communist Manifesto” for more insight into the goals and methods of the “Far Left Agitators”.

Mark