I do love that these nincompoops style themselves SS-menschen. If Kreis is to be considered an example, there is no way ANY of them would have been accepted into SS service.

But great job, OCSO! Keep up the good work.

Aron, in “War Against the Weak”, Edwin Black published a picture showing a banquet attended by a eugenics society that was dedicated to preventing inferior stock from breeding. Well, damme, if I had been a people rancher, I wouldn’t have permitted a one of these attendees to breed. They seem to all possess the reverse of a funhouse mirror: it beautifies their reflections in their own eyes.

“Individuals associated with rival organizations”

I assumed they must meant the Hells Angels. Their arch rival. Because we have many of them in Arizona with some of them supporting arpaio politically now. Besides the Vagos(mostly in Northern/Northwest AZ). The Mongols appear to be out of the show for quite some time with most of them in jail.

Interesting that the compared themselves to cavalry, considering that virtually every Wehrmacht/Waffen SS division had a recon detachment with motorcycles.

Well, you know, the horses they rode in on.

I’ll become nervous if they start toting around sabres and lances. Not that I would imagine any of them possess the skill necessary to use them effectively. (One of my particular interests in the field of Military History is that of cavalry. So this group is just beyond hilarious.)

On this first day of April, 2012, I regretfully inform our gentle readers that the Wyoming legislature has floated a bill proposing that that august State must prepare for the eventual collapse of the United States of America, and, to that end, must acquire military self- sufficiency. The Wyoming Legislature is therefor making provision to fund and supply an Air Force, Army, and Navy for the state of Wyoming, the latter to be equipped with an aircraft carrier.

“We do not know when we might be called upon to engage the Navy of Kirgyzstan”, the bill’s author explained, “so we’re negotiating with the Swiss Navy for one of its carriers”.

Satellite photos report the construction of a bathtub of colossal dimensions near Laramie. Reportedly, a fleet of immense rubber duckies has been spotted barely concealed by camouflage netting.

The sorriest part of this post is that the first paragraph is not a joke.

Aron, that goes without saying, because to be a member of the SS one had to be an actual GERMAN citizen, which meant “Greater Germany” (Germany, Austria, Sudetenland, Silesia, Alsace-Lorraine, etc etc, and some occupied European countries which had been “annexed”). There were “adjunct” formations to the SS made up of foreigners (even Indians and Muslim Yugoslavs), but they weren’t allowed to wear SS runes, and weren’t considered members of the SS. So an American of any stripe couldn’t have been a member of the Third Reich’s SS.

Here is my proposed summary for this story:

Nazi Dopes on Bikes

TheHitch,

One should never forget the American and British ‘Free Corps’ formations within the Waffen-SS. Though they likely never truly existed in any real capacity, there is certainly some evidence to support the theory that some Americans and English deserted to fight for the Germans on the Eastern Front.

Needless the say, the results were appreciably farcical. Also, regarding the volunteer SS divisions, it is because of their countrymen’s contributions to various ‘Einsatzgruppe’-type activities that I was rather opposed to American intervention in Albania. (That being said, the Albanians produced some of the finest Alpine soldiers in the Waffen-SS.)

Aron,

Again, I am speaking of specifically being members of the SS. The American and British “Free Corps” formations, as well as many other foreigners that I mentioned, were as I stated, “adjunct” formations to the Waffen SS. HOWEVER, as I stated before, and will again now, they were NOT members of the SS. As I stated, and will again now, membership in the SS was restricted to GERMAN CITIZENS, or citizens of a very few occupied European countries. Don’t confuse belonging to Waffen-SS formations to being members of the SS, which required exhaustive proof of Germanic/Nordic parentage. That’s why those crazy Indian/Bosnian Muslim/American/British/whatever formations were not allowed to wear the SS runes. Big difference.

Reynardine,

I have no idea what your post has to do with the topic at hand, but apparently that legislation was voted down. Except for the aircraft carrier bit, which would be silly of course, they were probably correct– the United States is probably on its way out, at least as we know it, and it might be prudent for the States to strengthen their individual capabilities, at least to be able to defend themselves if needed, with forces under their own command and separate from the Federal government. The downfall probably won’t happen in our lifetimes, but possibly in the lifetime of those children being born now… might as well prepare for the inevitable.

Hitch, I agree, especially that drastic rise in sea level, which would give Wyoming its very own coastline. I myself am volunteering for Florida’s Mountain Division, for which I shall surely qualify, even though I am approaching seventy.

I am so glad you have acknowledged the threat of global warming.

TheHitch,

I never stated that the adjunct divisions were true members of the Allgemaine SS. They were just that- adjunct. But they committed their more than fair share of atrocities, and that’s why I (knowing that it is fully irrational and hypocritical) still hold some degree of animus toward the Albanian people. They didn’t seem to merely join the Waffen-SS, but revel in it. Nice fezzes, though.

Reynardine,

Again, I have no idea what you’re talking about. The discussion had nothing to do with global warming. Apparently what is warming, or hardening, are the blood vessels in your brain which is leading to apparent dementia due to advanced age.

Hitch, when I am senile, I will still have more sense in my left pinky than you can now muster with your whole cranium.

Wondering how many saw Rick Santorum call the President a “government n*gger”.