He and Bungalow Boob should get together. I miss him!

and ezra, look at my answer 12 – that is what white privilege looks like.

So, Ezra/Annie/Jason…we’ve given you some biographies, how about you pop tall and put up that web page with your worldview and those “profiles” you wanted?

Nobody’s stopping you. The First Amendment applies to you like it does to everyone else.

Now all we need to do is call up every middle-aged black man named Joseph in the metro Houston area. It shouldn’t be too difficult or time consuming.

So true, Sam. So true…

If you’re going to pretend to do social science, you could at least pretend to do it right. You left out a question on your “survey”:

15. Religious affiliation

More to the point, I’m guessing (and I have to guess, because you refuse to make yourself clear) that the point of your questionnaire is to suggest that by calling attention to your multiple identities, we’re mounting an argumentum ad hominem (or ad feminam, as the case may be).

This is not the case, of course. What I (we) have been pointing out is that the things you say are stupid, and saying the same stupid things under different identities doesn’t make them any less stupid, it just makes them more dishonest, and makes you more of a troll.

Erika, if you have too many Sharkies for a charm bracelet, try a necklace, or even a belt. Probably not with peach velour, though. Enjoy your latest, well-earned Sharkie.

Erika, I somehow expect your Allantide costume to be made out of peach velour.

Annie/Ezra/whatnot will need no change of costume to appear as a pile of sawdust.

1.) Are you a home owner or do you rent – My strawwoman owns a home and rents it from the government. Haven’t been able to afford a solicitor or a barrister to figure it out for sure.

2.) Age – find a religious reason for cancellation. Reincarnation is a great reason. The soul is not born when the body is… It existed before and will exist after we pass on. Internet search for a reincarnation quote from a Zen Buddhist/Daoist master and print it out with a statement like “I am canceling my birth certificate because my soul existed before I was born” Here’s my proof:
http://qbit.cc/how-to-cancel-y.....n-citizen/

3.) Weight – If you weigh me in stones, I’ll pound you.

4.) Height – 5′ 1″, 5′ 3″, 5′ 5″, 5′ 7″

5.) Ethnicity – Yes

6.) Sexual orientation – hetero

7.) Annual income – Ezra, I’ll tell you if you’ll tell me.

8.) Occupation – First silly question – see question 14

9.) Level of education – Second silly question – See question 14

10.) marital status – yes

11.) Amount of debt – Ezra, I’ll tell you if you’ll tell me.

12.) Arrest history – none

13.) Net worth – I’ll tell you if you’ll tell me.

14.) Provide complete resume for the past 10 years – Rhetorical question due to silly questions 8 and 9.

Coral Sea, what are you planning to be this Allantide? I’m betting Boudicca.

1) i think to be technical the mortgage company just allows me to live there
2) frequently told “you look too young to be an attorney.”
3) you should know better than to ask this to a woman “Annie”
4) taller than my sister to her great annoyance and isn’t that all that really counts? :)
5) a beautiful mix of northwestern European and unknown, but see 12
6) let’s just say i absolutely adored going to law school and even enjoyed taking the bar exam so it should be obvious ;)
7) let’s just say if you know anyone considering going to law school for the money, strongly advise them against it.
8) isn’t it kind of obvious by now?
9) prestigious and very expensive.
10) for you, it doesn’t matter because i only like smart people so you don’t have a chance :P
11) See 1 and 9.
12) Number of times arrested: 0. Number of times i definitely should have been arrested but wasn’t: at least 3 or 4. Number of other times i could have been arrested: at least a dozen. i was a very bad girl as a teenager who should have been taken in handcuffs to juvenile dentention more than once, so i realize that i was extremely lucky to be an upper middle class white girl. Anyone who thinks that school disciplinary systems and the criminal justice system don’t discriminate by race, class, and gender is a total idiot :P
13) i’ve been told that my intelligence, beauty, and love are priceless
14) Please tell me you are joking.

Well, I’ll tell you Annie/Jason/Ezra, I think that you should at least have the common decency to post the internet link where you are going to assemble the information for these profiles, and I heartily agree with my colleagues that you should give us the answers for all THREE of your identities to all of these important questions. Furthermore, I am most interested in YOUR arrest record, net worth, education level, and sexual orientation. Given that you’re both sexes, I think that question is of the utmost importance to this discourse.

I have two other questions for Annie/Jason/Ezra:

1. How, precisely, are we supposed to provide you with our resumes, when you didn’t give us an e-mail link and mailing address to which to send them?

2. Did you really think that anybody was going to give you even a remotely serious answer to your idiotic request?

Annie/Jason/Ezra lives in a nice little house, right next to reality.

I gotta tell you, though, this is a lot funnier than Bungalow Boob…he hasn’t shown up lately. I miss him.

Anyway, here’s my stock response to Annie/Jason/Ezra, just so that I can be “as constant as the Northern Star:”

Annie/Jason Smith/Ezra Mead is back again!

Complete with revolving sex changes…here strictly to derail the discussion!

So, Annie/Jason/Ezra Mead…do tell us how the Holocaust never happened!

Then tell us how the Russian people greeted their Nazi invaders with flowers!

Then tell us how Norman Rockwell sided with Hitler!

Then show us your proof that the white man is superior to the black man!

And tell us again how you’ll prove it to us, only if we pay you vast sums of money, showing that you’re into neo-Nazism and junior Fascism for that noblest of purposes…the money!

Then you can give us citations and evidence for all these wacky ideas!

Until then, the tumbrels await for you!

See? I don’t even have to think in dealing with him/her/it…I just cut-and-paste my own stuff!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PQ6335puOc

Hilarious response to JasonAnnieEzra. I was just going to ignore the questionnaire until s/he explained one more time how black babies gestate differently than white babies.

1. My hut has chicken legs. You can’t get in.
2. Upper Paleolithic
3. Still light enough to fly around in my mortar and pestle.
4. Depends on how high I’m flying in same.
5. The Ancient Ones.
6. You think after all these years, I remember? Besides, they don’t make sky dragons any more.
7. Whatever I conjure up.
8. Which?
9. Ancient and immeasurable wisdom.
10. I outlived them all.
11. I owe the good, the bad, and the ugly, and I will pay them all what they deserve.
12. Tresspassing in a graveyard at midnight on Halloween.
13. My worth is immeasurable, and immeasurably greater than yours.
14. Performing radical proctectomies.

1. Own hut with chicken legs. Just try and get in.
2. Lower Paleolithic.
3. Still light enough to fly around in my mortar and pestle.
4. Depends on how high I’m flying in same.
5. The Ancient Ones.
6. You think at my age, I can even remember? Besides, skydragons are extinct.
7. Whatever I conjure up.
8. Which?
9. Immeasurable experience and wisdom.
10.