Second. I would love to contribute to helping all those racist bigots and wackos move to Europe. Where to I send the money? :)

When did I call you a name? I said you were a poor writer. That’s not a name.

But I will call you a name this time: immature liar.

And even that’s not really a name. It’s a state of being.

I tried the whole ‘respectful debate’ thing or about a year. Then I realized I was getting nowhere, especially since most trolls here are hit-and-runners. So I decided to deride them with every bit of my tiny (right, Guardian?) intellect.

It is much more fun that way.

Aron, I’ll try to talk down to your level in the future. Wouldn’t want you to miss anything.

Aadila, there is not a conservative in existence that couldn’t take lessons from Barak Obama on lying. After the second presidential debate, Candy Crowley realized what a fool she made of herself and apologized for siding with Obama in his lie about his statements regarding the Benghazi murders. She had to admit that “Obama did not, in fact, say the attack was an act of terror”, as Obama insisted he had during the debate. So who’s lying?

Remember these favorites from the Liar in Chief himself:
-The Fast and Furious program was a field operation begun under the previous administration.
-My budget will cut the deficit by $4 trillion over 10 years
-I will not rest until the BP oil spill stops
-ObamaCare fee is not a new tax
-Mr. Ayers…is not someone I exchanged ideas from on a regular basis
-I didn’t know Jeremiah Wright was radical
-This will be the most transparent administration in history
-I visited all 57 states???
-Was never an ACORN trainer and never worked for ACORN in any other capacity
-I barely knew Rezko

And my personal favorites:
-You didn’t build that
-And…I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of the president of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.

(I could really use a drink!)

Most inaptly named Common Sense, I have enough common sense to grow my own fruit, put up my own fences, paint my own house, and perform simple repairs – besides publishing some books and doing the cover art- but I do not feel threatened as a white person. Nor am I anti-white: my house is white, my wheelbarrow is white, my fence will be white when the prime coat cures, and I have a father cat and a daughter cat who are white and blue-eyed.

(Isn’t that how they do it on 4chan?)

There were fact checkers from both wings during the debates and time after time, the Republicans were proved wrong in their comments, whereas the Democrats were substantiated.

In other words: YOU LIE!!!

Please explain this existential threat to me. I’m white, and I don’t see anyone trying to snuff me and my family out.

Also Guardian, would you mind trying that comment again? Perhaps in English this time?

Oh, and hatred is NEVER a healthy reaction. Except to Brussels sprouts. They possess an evil that will never be matched by man.

The truth is that if he chooses to eat at all, it is through compassion for the common people, who cherish his humanity and even preserve the samovar in which his sugarless tea was boiled as a relic.