There are some Chick Tracts which address homosexuality – including the extremely infamous tract “Lisa” which depicts a woman improbably telling her husband its okay that he was raping their very young daughter because when she was that age she was raped by her gay uncle – most of which end with the homosexuals either converting by prayer to become religious fundamentalists who marry women and burn books or being cast into the Lake of Fire because Jack T. Chick is almost as far out there as Fred Phelps.

But it sounds like you have a good parody idea :)

This is true in many breeds. That’s why I find it amusing at how stupid people can be when they spread lies about pure breeding etc., etc.,

If they had any background in genetics they would understand the need to mix, and how it actually improves many genetic traits in many species of the animal kingdom. Man is not excluded.

And quite honestly some of these people who I have witnessed rallying racists agenda’s should be quite happy if anyone outside of their own family would want to breed with them. It the stuff nightmares are made of…

Meanwhile, I direct people’s attention to the following link:
http://www.alternet.org/tea-pa.....-necessary

These people teaching this racist nonsense are some of sickest, most pathological people on the planet and they have no clue of just how ignorant they really are. White children raised in this church will be warped if their parents do not intervene properly.

I disagree with your comments. The last time I checked the U.S. Constitution, under the first admendment.These people have a right to believe as they please.You say let’s expose them? If that’s the case. Let’s expose everyone who is a satanist. Fair is fair.

i’m also wondering why Satan cares about eliminating white people since according to the best available sources for Satan’s preferences (Chick Tracts, Bob Larsen, Rev. Don Wildmon, etc.) Satan or as he is known professionally in the music business, Lou Siffer, is into playing with Owiji boards, playing Dungeons and Dragons (which if it wasn’t for the Christian Right scare tactics i never would have even heard of), watching Bewitched (and television in general), reading Harry Potter books, and of course listening to Heavy Metal music. Looking at the list of Satan’s preferences it seems that Satan actually prefers white people and would not want to eliminate them.

In fact, according to the experts on what Satan likes, Satan sounds suspiciously stuck in the 1980s (okay, i guess that telling everyone that Harry Potter will lead to kids worshipping Satan puts them only about a decade behind the times). So no doubt in Hell the cartoon demons are always playing Dugeons and Dragons, watching “I Love the 1980s,” and playing Judas Priest, Ozzy Osbourne, and Slayer records backwards. And as Jack T. Chick says, it just won’t be a party in Hell. Seriously, i’d much prefer being cast into a Lake of Fire.

You’d think that the experts on Satan would have moved on to warning us of the dangers of Justin Bieber or Lil Wayne by now or something (actually i expect given the general up to date nature of the Christian Right Satanic Panic this will probably happen around the year 2020 – although perhaps even the Christian right would realize how unnecessary it is to point out that Justin Bieber and Lil Wayne are evil because pretty much everyone over the age of 13 already knows it). The always up to date Christian Right is also likely to in about 5 to 10 years start attacking the obviously created by Satan himself menace of Auto-Tune.

Fortunately for you, dogs prefer to eat cute girls named Erika (we are made of sugar and spice and everything nice after all). Of course, the preference of dogs to eat cute girls named Erika is very unfortunate for me ;)

The following struck me as being applicable to this pastor:

“You don’t get thoroughbreds by taking the fences down. You get thoroughbreds by putting the fences up.”

In his world, up is always down, and down is always up. The poor soul lacks the ability to realize that he can never be a thoroughbred because he’s always been on the wrong side of the fence.

I guess he sees life as a horse race, and God is the “big bookie in the sky.”

My wife, who raises dogs, pointed out the same thing: pure-bred dogs invariably manifest all the negative recessive genes through inbreeding, whereas mutts manifest all the positive dominant genes, and have fewer health issues.

Very often they unite the best of their breeds. This is especially true of our latest dog, a shelter rescue who is 50 percent Rottweiler, 25 percent Golden Retriever, and 25 percent Jack Russell, according to the genetic test. So he has the size and strength of a Rottie and the warm and gentle disposition of a Golden Retriever, and the smarts of a Jack Russell…the finest and funniest dog we have ever had in our 18 years of marriage.

Puppies, may be okay they haven’t had time to become completely disgusting about where they put there noses.

This real church has my novel beat by a mile when it comes to how humans can be crazy with their religious beliefs. I just can’t be as creative as real people are.

If they only realized how absolutely ignorant they sound to those who are learned on the topics. It’s a frightening thing to listen to such narrow mindedness, you find yourself wanting to run out of the room hoping that you don’t ever catch whatever has diseased their minds.

And yes, the curse of ham does include making it taste so good, and the way it sticks to our bellies, buttocks, thighs and our arteries. :)

And NO ONE dislikes puppy kisses ;-)