“kiwi, while its a good thought, i don’t think that the “vanguard of the white race” is going to need to be trained on how to become a snitch – they seem to have that partciular skill down.”

Well put! They have certainly passed all their examinations in that field!

Hey, moderator: Why is all the text on this particular page in Italic?

*totally abrogates the term for his own use*

On the other hand, any child who would voluntarily want to attend “Law Camp” is likely already committted to becoming a lawyer and therefore no doubt already warped beyond hope ;)

* presumably ignoring that in a real law school/law firm they would serve alcohol at every official and unofficial event.

You left out the class on “ratting out your fellow Aryans when the Feds arrest you for selling methamphetamine, so as to get a better plea deal.”

But that is not intended as a criticism…just an addition. That was a very creative piece of satire.

It won’t have too many books, though, but some of them will still need coloring…I hope they have a good supply of crayons.

HAHaHaHaHaHa… HAHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa… *snort* *gasp* *wheeze*… HAHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa… *breathe*… HAHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa… *chortle*… *giggle*…

Thanks a lot!
Best laugh in weeks!
Now I have to find the paper towels and clean up the coffee that I lost through my nose after the first three sentences…
Heeelarious!

Get over yourself!

As for “a place ‘to house our vast library,’” Robb should remember that every camp must have a latrine.

ANNOUNCER IN BEST “SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY” VOICE AS IF ANNOUNCING AN UPCOMING MONSTER TRUCK SHOW:

Attention Parents: Have your children outgrown the Bible Camp at the Local Assembly of God or Baptist Church and are you still trying to fill them with traditional values*? Are you worried that during the summer when they are home from Bob Jones University or Pensecola Christian College that exposure to other outside ideas will confuse them? Have we got a KKKamp for You – send them to the Soldiers of the Cross Training KKKamp where they will learn to be a Leader of the white Christian movement through learning about such traditional Christian values as:

Hatred for anyone who doesn’t believe exactly what you believe

Why you are going to Heaven and everyone else is going to Hell

Why white people are superior to everyone else

Why God wants you to bring back slavery and other traditional Old Testament values such as stoning women to death, burning women at the stake, stoning rebellious children to death, stoning gay people to death, and enslaving people who come from a different group than your own.

Here at the Soldiers of the Cross Traing KKKamp you will also learn esssential skills to be a soldier’s in God’s Army battling the evil Z.O.G. including:

Firing machine guns

Burning Crosses

Proper wearing and display of your robes and Confederate Flags

Techniques for Distrubting Chick Tracts

Bomb Construction

Learning how to properly burn books

Bringing down the Z.O.G. using tools available at the local Radio Shack

Snake handling

And girls, while you cannot be a Soldier of the Flaming Cross we still have you covered with our special training program for girls where you will learn such essential skills to stand behind your white warrior king husband as:

How to sew robes and pointed hoods

How to have lots of white babies

Cooking delicious meals and meth

Cross building

How to raise your white babies in the Christian Way to be either warriors for Jesus or mothers of Warriors for Jesus

How to keep your mouth shut not only to submit to your Husband but when the police come knocking to ask questions about unexplained gun fire and explosions coming from your back yard.

Smuggling weapons into white warriors who are held by the Z.O.G.

All of this can be yours if you call now

SOLDIERS OF THE FLAMING CROSS SUMMER KKKAMP: IT WILL BE A BLAST!!! BE THERE BE THERE BE THERE!!!

* btw, if you want to confuse your children rather than brainwash them send them to *both* the Assemblies of God and the Southern Baptist Bible Camps.

*rolls eyes* Seriously, though, it’s bad enough that adults are racists. To teach children this garbage is tantamount to child abuse… they don’t have much of a chance to learn anything different, and they’ll be condemned to a life on the margins of society because no one outside that world will want to hire them or be around them.