Not so. A machine, maybe.

Ruslan mastered the death ray well over 70 years ago, and for this reason always employs dark lenses. Once he stopped an entire panzer division in its tracks, and he is also well known for an amusing parlor trick where he lifts the eyeshades for a moment to boil a samovar. That Ruslan has managed to avoid the world’s military and security establishments for so long is but further proof of his own moral fiber and ethical restraint — qualities which are so lacking in the armaments industry.

There are practical consequences, however, for their attempts to become the Nukes of Hazard. The irony is that they should be in prison long enough to earn a degree in physics by correspondence courses, assuming they aren’t killed over a cigarette smuggling scheme gone wrong.

But we simply haven’t found a legal way to throw them all in the waste hole and cover it up for good.

Skepticism is my middle name.

“The article states that the targets wouldn’t start feeling symptoms and dying until days after the exposure.”

That’s probably not true, if they intend to kill. Lethal doses will typically cause symptoms very soon, with vomiting within 1/2 hour. Generally I think if you do not vomit until the next day you will be expected to survive. I’ve studied the documents on dealing with radiation or ‘dirty’ weapons.

My bet is that this was merely a scam intended to bilk money off of what they hoped would be gullible but violent jews. I mean, klansmen might be stupid enough to not realize that ‘jewish organizations’ would simply report them to the nearest police or FBI.

In any case, it would take a lot to convince me that they had a practicable design that could be operated surreptitiously from a vehicle even as large as a tractor trailer.

They’re smart enough to figure out a death ray, but they couldn’t tell that their contacts in crime were FBI undercover agents…you’d think their paranoia would have done something.

But then, these guys are “True Believers,” who think that everyone is really on their side…they’re just not getting the support they believe they deserve because of the dreadful New World Order conspiracies to “hold down” the Klan.

Well, I do want to hear the scientific testimony in this case. Sounds like Gyro Gearloose was running amok.

Yeah, sure.

Let me get this straight. These goobers invented a practicable death-ray. A machine that has eluded the combined efforts of the world’s military and security establishments for 70 years.

I believe that for 1 second, 2 seconds… not long.

um, hold on a second – Microwave Death Ray Gun??? the Klueless Klan Kreeps are trying to make Microwave Death Ray Guns??? .

Yikes!!! The thought of the Vanguard of the White Race with a Microwave Death Ray Gun is abslutely terrifhying. Especialy since unlike the Klueless Klan Kreeps i don’t think a Microwave Death Ray Gun is exactly discriminating in who it zaps.

Kinda scary. And incredibly dangerous.

That being said, I have friends who have purchased 300 watt X-ray tubes off of eBay. So the technology is very much available.

As they used to say in Texas: Drive faster, Mister, Hell ain’t half full.